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Why the chicken crossed the road.

Jimmied from peter_neverland




A very old version of: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking
American.

Louis Farrakhan: The road, you will see, represents the black man.
The chicken crossed the ''black man'' in order to trample him and
keep him down.

Colonel Sanders: I missed one?

Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've
not been told!

Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. However, I
did ask Vernon Jordan to find the chicken a job in New York.

Jim Ellison: To get away from Blair, he wanted to make low fat chili.

Blair Sandburg: To get to the other side, why else. God, you are putting way too much thought into this.

(SG1)Teal'c: Someone had to have been chasing it.

O'Neill: It's a joke, Teal'c. You know those funny things we tell that you don't get?

Teal'c: So there was no one chasing it?

O'Neill: It's a joke, now forget about the chicken and let's get to work.

Sam: Why do you think anyone would be chasing a chicken, Teal'c?

O'Neill: It's a joke... Let's get some work done.

Daniel: Teal'c, it crossed the road to get to the other side.

Teal'c: Indeed.

Mal (FF): I can tell you right now that if there was a chicken on the road, it would done be running trying to get away from Jayne.

Jayne: Why didn't you blame anyone else for it, Mal?

Mal: Ain't you just the biggest and look the hungriest?

Jayne: There wouldn't be no running chickens if I was there. I would have done shot it first thing.

Wash: Why does everything with you have to be violent?

Zoe: That's why it would be crossin' the road, to get away from Jayne.

Kaylee: Ain't anyone else getting hungry with all of this chicken talk.

Simon: But why did the chicken really cross the road?

River: To get to the other side, you boo.

***Patt***

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