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My good friend, here in Tucson has a sister-in-law that lives in Germany. She came for a four week visit. I saw her three times a week for swimming and all she talked about was nude beaches and running around the house naked and answering the door naked. I did my best fish impression when she said this because can you imagine our 14 year old if we ran around naked? She would be scared for life. And as far as answering the door to the postal worker in the nude made me laugh out loud. Talk about PTSD. My poor mail carrier would have to go on disability. She kept telling me how much I would love Germany and Europe in general. She said I could be free. So basically, they don't pay for fat broads in Europe. LOL I told her I'd rather stay where I'm safe. She said that Rod and I are missing out on things. Again, I laughed. I don't even like to be naked in front of my hubby half the time. But I"m going to start charging since I'm not free here in the USA. Now, I would like to hear what all you people from Europe have to say. Does it make you laugh. This happened over three weeks ago and I'm still laughing.

Have a good day, everyone.

Hugs, Patt


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Jul. 14th, 2019 02:27 am (UTC)
Answering the door naked.

Well okay then...

Hmm. Philosophically, I would have to (mis)quote Seinfeld and say, "Public nudity? Not that there's anything wrong with that." But only if it's consensual. So I guess you'd have to tape a nudity policy warning next to your doorbell...

Germany sounds more, um... loose than I would have expected. :-)

Thanks for the LOLs. :-)
Jul. 14th, 2019 03:29 am (UTC)
Made me laugh too.
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