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What Do Words Mean To You?

What Do Words Mean To You?
Patt


ADULT:
Joel: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
Rafe: A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Brown: (Laughing hard) Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
Simon: The only animals you eat before they are born
and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
Jim: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Blair: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Blair: (Giggling) Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Dan Wolfe: Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Joel: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
Jim: An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
Brown: Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Blair: Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
Dan Wolfe: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
Jim: The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
Simon: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
Blair: An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES:
Everyone: Something other people have.
You have character lines.

Comments

( 3 comments — Leave a comment )
cluesby4
Aug. 8th, 2010 12:16 pm (UTC)
LOL....I love the definition for Beauty Parlor!
scherwood
Aug. 8th, 2010 02:10 pm (UTC)

*g*
The last one... ;D
bluewolf458
Aug. 8th, 2010 03:17 pm (UTC)
Yesssss.... these are good. I like the committee and the skeleton in particular.
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