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Some fun one liners

Blair: If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.
Simon: I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Brown to Rafe: If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
Connor: The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Joel: A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Jim at a party: There's too much blood in my alcohol system.
Simon: I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Blair: Don't take life too seriously; you don't get out alive.
Rafe: Cover your stump before you hump
Blair: Dude We Totally Forgot Our Slogan!
American Medical Research On Marijuana

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scherwood
Aug. 5th, 2010 05:32 pm (UTC)

This one's the best: Simon: I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Totally cracked me up!
pattrose
Aug. 5th, 2010 10:02 pm (UTC)
I liked that one too. Thanks for stopping by. :)
Hugs, Patt
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