pattrose (pattrose) wrote,
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Funny Quotes from Jim and Blair. :)


Blair: Hey Jim, you wanna leave someone totally speechless in the bullpen today?

Jim: Why not? I'm up for it.

Blair: Well, that would leave them speechless all right.

Jim: What?

~~~~~

Jim: Are you aware of the fact that you were singing Stand By Your Man, in the bullpen today?

Blair: And the point is?

~~~~~

Blair: When you turn your back on me, I actually consider it an opportunity.

~~~~~

Blair: If Jim says something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes me sad or angry, he'll say he meant it the other way.

~~~~~

Hey Jim, wanna hear a cute song?
"He is the man with the biggest plonker in the world
(Dingle-dangle strap it to your ankle)
He keeps it in his trousers tightly curled
(Dingle-dangle strap it to your ankle)"

~~~~~

Simon: Is everyone packing heat?
Jim: Blair isn't, you know that. Well not that kind of heat.
Simon: Will he be all right then, and don't even start with the gay jokes.
Jim: Oh yeah, he always packages his meat,
when he enters my heat.
Simon: That's way more than I wanted to hear, Ellison. Now shut up.

~~~~~




Ain't it cool?

~~~~~




Blair: Sentinel of the great city, my ass.
Jim: Blair, how many times have I told you, you're important too.
Blair: Where would you be without me, Mr. Zone?
Jim: Well I don't do that much anymore.
Blair: And your point would be?
Jim: Fine. You're Guide of the Great City.
Blair: Now say that three times and then you have to call Simon and tell him too.

~~~~~

Blair: What do you say we go out for a pizza and then a quick fuck??
Jim: No.
Blair: You don't like pizza??
Jim: No, I don't like quick.

~~~~~

Blair: Let's go to our place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

~~~~~

Jim: How many straight San Franciscans does it take to change a light bulb?
Blair: Both of them.

~~~~~

Jim: I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

~~~~~

Jim: I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

~~~~~

Jim: I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in
public.

~~~~~

Blair: I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

~~~~~
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