pattrose (pattrose) wrote,
pattrose
pattrose

Pick up lines for Jim and Blair. :) Oldies but goodies. *g*



Blair: Hey Jim, the word of the day is "legs."
Let's go back to our place and spread the word.

Jim: I'm there.

~~~~~

Jim: Your so hot, you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Blair: You sweet talker, you.

~~~~~

Jim: Chief, that outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on our
bedroom floor.

Blair: I'm there.

~~~~~

Blair: Did that guy just say you had a nice ass?
Jim: I don't think so Chief.
Blair: Yes he did. You do, but I don't want him looking.
Jim: Possessive, aren't you?
Blair: Complaining?
Jim: Never.

~~~~~

Jim: Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
Blair: I think you might be wrong.

~~~~~

Blair: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Jim: Flattery will get you everywhere.
Blair: I know.

~~~~~

Blair: Hey Jim, I need some directions?
Jim: "To where?"
Blair: Your heart.
Jim: Let me show you.

~~~~~

Blair: Say, that's a nice apron.
Jim: Thanks, Chief.
Blair: Can I talk you out of it?
Jim: Wanna see my buns?
Blair: Oh yeah, I have to heat up your oven.

~~~~~
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