pattrose (pattrose) wrote,
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SEntinel Humor

Rafe's favorite pick-up line:
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

Henri Brown's favorite pick-up line:
You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...

Jim's pick-up line to Blair:
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours . (Hey Blair has a nice tail.)

Simon's favorite pick-up line:
My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

Joel's favorite pick-up line:
Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!

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Jim and Blair Banter: It's up to you, who says what. LOL

Says:I want a commitment.
Means: I'm sick of masturbation.

Says:Haven't I seen you before?
Means: Nice ass.

Says: I need you.
Means: My hand is tired.

Says: You're the only man I've ever cared about.
Means: You are the only man who hasn't rejected me.

Says: I'm a Romantic.
Means: I'm poor.

Says: I really want to get to know you better.
Means: So I can tell my friends about it.

Says: It's just orange juice, try it.
Means: 3 more shots, and he'll have his legs around my head.

Says: He's kinda cute.
Means: I want to have sex with him till my dick turns blue!

Says: Do you love me?
Means: I've done something stupid and you might find out.

Says: Do you 'really' love me?
Means: I've done something stupid and you're going to find out.

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