January 15th, 2010

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Two Sentinel jokes...

Jim Ellison was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up Irish Whiskey!'

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Jim Ellison looked up again and said, 'Never mind, I found one.'

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Father Murphy walks into a pub in Cascade, and asks the Brian Rafe, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

Rafe said, 'I do, Father.'

The priest said, 'Then stand over there against the wall.'

Then the priest asked Henri Brown, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

'Certainly, Father,' Brown replied.

'Then stand over there against the wall,' said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to Simon Banks and asked, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

Simon said, 'No, I don't Father.'

The priest said, 'I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?'

Simon said, 'Oh, when I die , yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.'


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Henri Brown opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend, Rafe.

'Did you see the paper?' asked Gallagher. 'They say I died!!'

'Yes, I saw it!' replied Rafe. 'Where are you calling from?'

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